Two Irishmen were strolling down Oxford Street in London.
Paddy turns to Murphy with a look of amazement on his face and says: "Murphy, will you look at that shop over there. I thought that London was supposed to be expensive but that shop is as cheap as chips!"
Murphy says: "Paddy you're right so you are. Suits £10.00, Shirts £4.00, Trousers £5.00, I think that we should buy the lot and take them back to Ireland. We would make a tidy profit selling them in Dublin, so we would."
Paddy says in agreement: "Murphy that is as good an idea as you'll ever have, but I'm pretty sure that you have to pay taxes and duty on things like that. The shopkeeper will never let us have them if he thinks we're gonna export them and make our fortune, so he won't."
Murphy thinks and says: "Paddy, I've got an idea! You can do the best English accent out of the pair of us. You go in there and do the talking and I'll just stand behind you and say nothing. He'll never guess we're Irish. No he won't."
"OK Murphy", agrees Paddy, "I'll do the talking, you just stand there and look English."
So the two go into the shop, where Paddy is greeted politely by the owner. Paddy then proceeds to do his best Warren Mitchell impression; "Alwight Guvnor, I'll 'ave 20 of yer 'Whistle un Flutes', 20 'Dickie Dirts' and 20 pairs of strides. And if yer don't mind, I'll be paying with the 380 'Pictures of the Queen' in my 'Sky Rocket'."
Upon hearing this request from Paddy, the owner smiles and says to Paddy, "You're Irish aren't you?"
Quite bemused, Paddy replies, "Oh be Jesus. Mary mother of Christ, if that ain't me best English accent? How in God's name did you know that we were Irish?"
The owner replied, "Because this is a Dry Cleaners!"
2007-02-12 07:10:22 · 11 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-02-12 07:19:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clothes shopping.
2016-05-24 01:52:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO thats funny. i'm irish and i could see myself doing that if i were in london. LMFAO
2007-02-12 07:31:16 · answer #3 · answered by ~*Sarah~Elizabeth*~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! he he...didnt see that coming! nice one Cowboy, one of my favs! 10/10!
2007-02-12 07:13:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
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Keep smilin'.
2007-02-12 08:22:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Clint.....lol lol
2007-02-12 08:56:11 · answer #6 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HeHe wasn't expecting that .. made me giggle ! :)
2007-02-12 07:15:32 · answer #7 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good !
2007-02-12 07:13:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should be hounded
out of town for that,,,
2007-02-12 07:17:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
THATS REALLY FUNNY
2007-02-12 07:14:48 · answer #10 · answered by SANDIE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋