A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you ba5tards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you ba5tards who are getting on, get your a55 in the train, cause were going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We dont use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat ***** in the kitchen."
2007-02-12 06:54:13 · 8 answers · asked by chimi c 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
people ...people...please.....this is supposed to be a joke...not asking for advise...why do u think i would post this is in jokes & riddles section....u gotta admit ...pretty hilarious isnt it....hehehe
2007-02-12 07:14:26 · update #1
LOL
hahahahhaahahhahahahahahaha
OMG THAT WAS SOOOO FUNNY!!!!
2007-02-12 07:08:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That lil boy needs to have his mouth washed! Nice one! 10/10
2007-02-12 07:12:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are u trying to ask 4 advice?
if so, get the mother to punish him like take his pocket money away or smack him. Or take the train off him.
2007-02-12 07:10:26 · answer #3 · answered by treacle1 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oldie but goodie!
2007-02-12 08:04:09 · answer #4 · answered by besitos2610 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-02-12 07:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny
2007-02-12 07:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by ms.chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-15 15:17:22 · answer #7 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya i liked it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-12 07:43:08 · answer #8 · answered by tz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋