Jack was about to marry Jill, so his father took him to one side. "When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers," he said.
"I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large."
I told her: "Of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will." Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill home after the wedding, he did the same thing - took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on.
Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.
"Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that."
Jill paused, removed her knickers, and then gave them to Jack. "Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
"I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack.
"Exactly," replied Jill. "And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
2007-02-12 06:51:15 · 27 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one Cowboy.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-12 06:54:41 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack and Jill went up the hill
and planned to do some kissing
Jack made a pass
and grabbed Jill's a.ss,
Now his two front teeth are missing
2007-02-12 06:59:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats brilliant! He met his match. I think Jack should marry Jill.
2007-02-12 06:56:35 · answer #3 · answered by blue1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a daughter
2007-02-12 06:54:50 · answer #4 · answered by smiley 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
reminds me of
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack dropped his pants and said do you wanna. Jill said yes and dropper her dress, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a Son.
2007-02-12 07:22:51 · answer #5 · answered by ~*Sarah~Elizabeth*~ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeehaw cowpoke. 10/10
2007-02-12 07:44:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!!! that person called smiley has nearly the same avatar as me!!i didnt know there were this many leprechauns hanging out on Yahoo answers
2007-02-12 07:09:12 · answer #7 · answered by findmenowniallhaha 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dats a gd 1 haha
2016-05-24 01:33:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny the first time that I heard it and it's still funny
2007-02-12 07:00:23 · answer #9 · answered by mcraefamily_2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don`t you just love it!!
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-12 12:07:54 · answer #10 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋