Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery. As they got to the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping sound coming from the shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death. We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"The fools!" the old man grumbled, "They spelt my name wrong."
2007-02-12 06:06:28 · 23 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he must have been out before and noticed throw some more earth on the old bugger 10/10cowboy
2007-02-12 06:33:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Mister is Reason # 87 for Why I Refuse To Walk In The Cemetary At Night!
Thanks for reminding me!
10/10
2007-02-12 06:21:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1 Cowboy,
Very funny, loved it.
Tink x
2007-02-12 12:44:04 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could've been a prepaid headstone, or it might've been a ghost.
2007-02-12 08:05:47 · answer #4 · answered by BabeeOreo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome. Maybe for another version, the guy could be carving one of the guys names into it.
2007-02-12 06:09:27 · answer #5 · answered by amiaigner 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha made me laugh thanx
2007-02-12 06:09:23 · answer #6 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
I noticed that you typed this with a deadbeat expression!
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-12 08:27:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSMAO - v.funny 8/10
2007-02-12 06:10:38 · answer #8 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old, but still funny
2007-02-12 06:12:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was dead sound ,and very down to earth ,with grave consequences ,did you undertake this yourself ,or rehearse it .Deep down you probably dead sound .lol.
2007-02-12 06:29:27 · answer #10 · answered by not a mused 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋