One day, Billy Bob and Joe Jr. decided to go out to the woods and go hunting for some deer. They went far and deep into the woods but not far enough to where their cell phone didn't get enough signal in case there is an emergency.
After a while of looking and not finding anything, Billy said,
"Hey Joe, I have to go pee...I'm gonna go behind the bushes so keep an eye out for any deer." "Ok Billy," said Joe. As soon as Billy whipped out his penis, a snake came out from the bushes and bit him right on the head of his penis.
"OH MY GOD...Quick Joe, call the Doctor and tell him I got bit by a snake and ask what do we do." Joe was frantic because they were miles away from a hospital and so he called the doctor right away to save Billy's life. "Hello...Doc. my friend just got bit by a snake and we are in the middle of the woods. What do I do?"
The doctor told Joe that he would have to suck out the venom or his friend was going to die. Joe ran back to Billy and Billy asked,
2007-02-12 05:59:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
“What did the doc tell you?”
Joe said, “ Sorry Billy…He said you gonna die!”
2007-02-12 05:59:27 · update #1
That was awesome
2007-02-12 06:20:43 · answer #1 · answered by amiaigner 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny
2007-02-12 06:25:59 · answer #2 · answered by Melisa 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great one!!
2007-02-12 06:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by footballgirl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-12 06:17:40 · answer #4 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋