John and his friend Bob went out hunting one day. Bob had never hunted before, so he followed John's lead.
John saw a herd of deer and told Bob to stay exactly where he was, and to be very quiet.
A moment later, Bob heard a scream. He ran back and asked John what had happened.
"A poisonous snake slithered across my foot," said John. "But that didn't make me scream. Then a brown bear approached and snarled at me, but I still didn't scream."
"So why the hell did you scream?" asked Bob impatiently.
"Well," John went on, "Two squirrels crawled up my trouser leg, and I heard one say to the other: "Shall we take them home or eat them now?"
2007-02-12 05:40:55 · 20 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
9/10
You've got everybody going nuts for your jokes tonight, Cowboy.
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-12 08:33:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another joke partly realated to hunting
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu.”
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
Destination Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin’ went.
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
2007-02-12 05:46:23 · answer #2 · answered by ptts 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
did the squirrels think they hid there nuts there last year cowboy or were they just after a couple of fresh ones 10/10
2007-02-12 05:59:18 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa there Cowboy,
Loved it,
Tink x
2007-02-12 12:05:49 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GRRrr evil squirrels lol
2007-02-12 06:13:10 · answer #5 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's perfectly awful. And here we've been told there's nothing perfect in life.
2007-02-12 05:45:13 · answer #6 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, you go Cowboy, love you jokes, keep 'em coming!
2007-02-12 06:00:02 · answer #7 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-02-12 05:45:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thtas funny
2007-02-12 05:46:39 · answer #9 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey that was pretty funny!
2007-02-12 05:47:06 · answer #10 · answered by Dat_Gangsta_Chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋