2007-02-12 05:37:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You can pray all you want, doesn't mean he'll actually do it.
2007-02-12 05:40:09 · answer #1 · answered by Mr.President 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe well baptise your back maybe but perhaps washing is a little below him... And I hope that's not all your girlfriend does! I don't think you could manage to convince Jesus to have sex with you, sadly...
2007-02-12 13:42:43 · answer #2 · answered by serf m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could. I would hope that you would be a bit embarrassed to trivialize such an important being. But you can ask. You might be careful though, the answer could be shocking, especially if you are sitting in a tub of water.
2007-02-12 13:41:35 · answer #3 · answered by Answergirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God, and Jesus do only what's best for you. It is best you should learn to take care of yourself.
Obviously, you believe men should rule the world. I ask, WHY? You ain't nothin' special. You are a legend in your own mind, nothing more.
IOW, grow up!
2007-02-12 13:44:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He will send you a back scrubber brush in the mail.
2007-02-12 13:40:03 · answer #5 · answered by Randy G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray to God that you won't burn up!
2007-02-12 13:39:14 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hed probably start with your feet...
2007-02-12 13:40:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋