Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your *** in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
2007-02-12 05:37:10 · 24 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tink....you are a gem.... what are we going to do wothout you!!!!
2007-02-16 09:55:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi tink well i bet a lot of the guys would be delighted to comb the bush smell the seat and lick the pen 10/10
2007-02-12 06:04:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happened to; "you can't spill sandwich filling on your blouse".
I give the whole joke about 7.7 on the Richter Scale. Definitely enough to get a fat person to jiggle like Jello.
2007-02-12 05:55:33 · answer #3 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the bare facts of life even a bit cheeky and in your face .lol
2007-02-12 06:49:53 · answer #4 · answered by not a mused 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, brilliant!! Love number 7
2007-02-12 05:47:11 · answer #5 · answered by agius1520 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats really funny and probly true
2007-02-12 05:41:12 · answer #6 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny -- maybe you could also make a little money renting out advertising space.
2007-02-12 05:44:03 · answer #7 · answered by ecogeek4ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one again Tink.!!!
10/10.!!!
xxx
2007-02-16 06:29:07 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved them...absolutely loved them. I am going to do that tomorrow.
2007-02-12 05:47:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey you put alot of jokes up here I like this one lots... Tinkerbell
2007-02-15 10:49:13 · answer #10 · answered by gobbleasoarus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After that it should be made compulsory.
2007-02-12 05:44:39 · answer #11 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋