And if you fart in a cushy chair or couch, how long do you have to stay seated to make sure all of the odor is absorbed?
2007-02-12 05:12:51 · 11 answers · asked by ? 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
crop dust, works for me all the time. i have chili pretty much everyday nad have learned just walk around dropping the bombs. if there is someone you don't care for, hop up on their desk and let one!
2007-02-12 05:45:53 · answer #1 · answered by poo hat 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Next to the guy with poor hygiene. Regarding the couch, it depends if it's leather or vinyl, or some porous fabric.
2007-02-12 07:07:39 · answer #2 · answered by ireallycantbelievethat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make a circuit around while you are doing it. The walking fart.
2007-02-12 06:33:05 · answer #3 · answered by Jennifer R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alone in the elevator. That way its easy to blame it on the guy that just got off the floor before!
2007-02-12 06:59:23 · answer #4 · answered by Tough Love 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wait for my office mate to leave the office then I drop a bomb in her chair ... when she comes back, I stare at her disapprovingly for her disgusting behavior.
2007-02-12 07:12:35 · answer #5 · answered by hondo_civicson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the sbd in a big group of people so you can blame it one someone else, but only if you can do it without laughing or smiling. that's usually a dead give away you are the source of offensive smell.
2007-02-12 07:06:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your bosses office...LOLLOL! Ok seriously, the bathroom...if you don't have time to make it go for the hallway...where it could be blamed on anyone. LOL!
2007-02-12 09:40:12 · answer #7 · answered by Lissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would hope the best place would be the Restroom.. I know I'd thank you.
2007-02-12 10:01:51 · answer #8 · answered by Aunt Henny Penny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the break room.
2007-02-12 05:52:55 · answer #9 · answered by frigginhilarious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In an empty stairwell.
2007-02-12 11:27:50 · answer #10 · answered by Sandy Lou 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋