2007-02-12 04:38:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have a suggestion for you. Pray that he opens your eyes and softens your heart towards Him, and ask Him to forgive your mocking questions.
2007-02-12 04:43:09 · answer #1 · answered by TNT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You put water in your own ear, by turning your head the wrong way while you were showering. Satan didn't have anything to do with it. Pray all you want. Eventually the water in your ear will drain and dry up. You can give the credit to God if you want. But physics is just as good of an explanation.
2007-02-12 12:44:52 · answer #2 · answered by bugs280 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You put water in your ear this morning. God gave you a brain (at least I think He did) so you could get the water out your own smartass self.
2007-02-12 12:43:30 · answer #3 · answered by Paulie D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, he told me to tell you to lay your ear to the side. He says he created gravity just for this occassion.
Now that your ear has been cleansed, maybe you will hear the answers when you pray.
2007-02-12 12:45:00 · answer #4 · answered by ignoramus_the_great 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes of course. You might notice, as proof of His existence, that your prayer will be even more efficient if you tilt your head on the side of the ear filled by the water.
Ramen !
2007-02-12 13:47:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan put water in your ear?
You are on your own kid.
GOD.
2007-02-12 12:41:04 · answer #6 · answered by Bye Bye 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe you have ears. Or that you shower. Other than that, I have no problems with your story.
2007-02-12 12:43:37 · answer #7 · answered by Open Heart Searchery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Possibly, or you could just tilt your head to the side, and drain it out along with your insulting mimicking questions.
thanks so much
2007-02-12 12:41:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Satan to send you a blast of hot air from Hell so you can blow dry it.
2007-02-12 12:41:27 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He might, but a better idea is to do it for yourself. Do all that you can to make things right and better and then when you can not do anymore ask for God's help.
2007-02-12 12:41:15 · answer #10 · answered by Answergirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋