Of the Yahoo R&S Regulars, who claims to follow the way, the truth, and the light of Jim Darwin? Who will join me in praising His name?
Can I be the effeminate one in the middle?
2007-02-12 04:34:20 · 14 answers · asked by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Your wish is granted. It is in the book!
Do I have to die for my followers?
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Thats right the FSM in the flesh!
2007-02-12 04:37:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
Oh come clean with us Jim, you've got another identity you are using here... haven't you? The cute blonde avatar is fooling no-one, talk about vanity and self-promotion.
I thought it was against Yahoo guidelines to have more than one ID on Yahoo R&S at a time.
2007-02-12 04:39:42 · answer #2 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Is JD the FSM come to Earth in human/ape form?
I already know that what I have to offer is not sufficiently holy (if instead it is sufficiently holey). But praise His Name anyway.
jinenglish, you don't need an atheist to remind you of what Judas did in the end, do you..?
2007-02-12 04:41:38 · answer #3 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm not much of a joiner or praiser, but I'll be happy to provide rides for everyone.
Because you meet the nicest people on a Honda!
2007-02-12 04:40:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I got dibs on the betrayer role! I need the money! do you know what 30 silver pieces are worth today?!!
2007-02-12 04:42:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll gladly take the role of Judas.
2007-02-12 04:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
there have been many "disciples" yet Jesus chosen 12 among them & referred to as them "Apostles" Matthew lists the 12 as: Simon referred to as Peter & his brother Andrew, James the son of Zebedee & his brother John, Philip, Bartholomew,Thomas, Matthew the tax collector, James the son of Alphaeus, Lebbaeus whose surname replace into Thaddaeus, Simon the Canaanite & Judas Iscariot. (Matthew 10: a million-4) Marc lists a similar 12 adult adult males: (Marc 3: sixteen-19) Luke's checklist is fairly diverse, he calls Simon "the Zealot" while Matthew & Marc calls him "the Canaanite". And instead of "Thaddaeus" he has "Judas the son of James"... something are a similar via fact the different 2 lists. (Luke 6: 14-sixteen) The Gospel of John would not have a precise checklist of the 12 Apostles besides the undeniable fact that it makes point out of "the twelve" oftentimes. interior the e book of "Acts of the Apostles" (which replace into written via "Luke") lists a similar 12 as interior the Gospel of Luke. besides the undeniable fact that, Judas Iscariot replace into ineffective & so the 11 others chosen one among the different "disciples" to convey the kind of "Apostles" back to twelve. the factors replace into that the hot Apostle would desire to have been cutting-edge throughout the finished ministry of Jesus himself. It got here all the way down to "Joseph referred to as Barsabas" & "Matthias". Matthias replace into chosen via sacred lots. (Acts a million: 15-26). Edit: possibly I would desire to show that interior the Gospel of John (that would not have a precise checklist of the 12 Apostles)... there is point out of "Levi the tax collector" & a disciple referred to as "Judas no longer the Iscariot"... & there is Philip, who after he replace into referred to as via Jesus to "persist with him", added alongside a chum named "Nathaniel". besides the undeniable fact that it would not specify if those have been "Apostles".
2016-11-03 06:06:31 · answer #7 · answered by arrocha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only twelve? I would've guessed his followers were Legion. ;-)
2007-02-12 04:39:30 · answer #8 · answered by Open Heart Searchery 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
He has 42 and you are indeed one of them.
I guess he is bigger than Jesus.
2007-02-12 04:43:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No that position has been taken by Curly
2007-02-12 04:37:44 · answer #10 · answered by Jeanmarie 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋