Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming.
Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the two gays she points out the happy child as theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?" one gay says to the other. "All these unhappy babies... and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves our love for one another."
The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens when we pull the pacifier out of his @$$."
2007-02-12 04:27:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was just nasty. horrible horrible image in my head now
2007-02-12 05:03:47 · answer #1 · answered by blakpala8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
original
2007-02-12 13:59:07 · answer #2 · answered by Orion Quest 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha still laughing ha ha ha ha
2007-02-16 11:46:55 · answer #3 · answered by Double D's 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!!
2007-02-12 13:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2007-02-12 12:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋