How messed up would that be? The guy doesn't even believe in God, what if he were the next prophet?
I'd follow him.
2007-02-12 04:22:16 · 11 answers · asked by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Here it is written, upon the dusk of the millenium shall be born an old man with monkey body who speaks the Word and shines light upon the Way. Jim Darwin shall be thy Name and women will flock to throw their Lingerie upon his thrown. Wise, old monkey dude, his words shall ring in the mountains and through cellphones worldwide. Yes, there will be such a thing as cellphones."
Book of the Word of Truths, No Lying 88:22
2007-02-12 04:31:15 · update #1
It's in accordance with the prophecy.
2007-02-12 04:27:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry Jim i understand I keep answering your questions yet now youve were given me curious. Do you've faith in love or air? Its an effective initiate to believing in some thing thats only a feeling and not in any respect data.solid success figuring stuff out and no I dont imagine your a pretend prophet.
2016-12-04 02:15:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does being Jim's follower involve the throwing of undergarments then?
Jim, how are you with Bad Liberal's shorts?
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That's fine - I suspect you'll bet hit by 12 panties quickly enough without worrying about anything from me. It's obviously a very different kind of ministry from Jesus Christ's that you've got in mind...
2007-02-12 04:31:45 · answer #3 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO!! How stupid do you have to be to ask a retarded question as this?!Is Tom Cruise the next prophet?
Give me a break!Like the first guy said you're an idiot!
What book is that in? the book of "that so made up and stupid its not even funny"?
2007-02-12 04:30:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What is up with Lion of Judah posting scripture for a joke. It just makes the whole thing not funny anymore.
Cant you get kicked out of the club for heckling the comedian?
2007-02-12 04:29:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Could we be his 12 followers?
Yes Jim, I would throw my panties at you.
2007-02-12 04:27:56 · answer #6 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1Jo 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
Mat 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
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Mat 24:11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
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Mat 24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if [it were] possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
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Mar 13:22 For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if [it were] possible, even the elect
2Pe 2:1 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.
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1Jo 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
2007-02-12 04:27:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
im the next
2007-02-12 04:26:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
me too!
wasnt his birth foretold in a book?!! im sure it was!
2007-02-12 04:26:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Would you throw your panties at him?
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Thanks Laci!
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Bad Liberal: Ack!
2007-02-12 04:25:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋