Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply IN on the Ding and OUT on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if it wasn't for that feckin ice cream van that came along.
2007-02-12 04:20:31 · 6 answers · asked by Gezza D 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA!!!
2007-02-12 05:06:47 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one was pretty good. Not a very predictable ending.
Only problem is now I can't get the vision of 2 old people humping out of my mind.
2007-02-12 12:41:27 · answer #2 · answered by Matt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea this was funny. better than the last one i read from you
2007-02-12 12:51:37 · answer #3 · answered by blakpala8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
scary vision though
2007-02-12 12:44:15 · answer #4 · answered by st jimmy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh.
2007-02-12 13:48:13 · answer #5 · answered by Orion Quest 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop it! its turning me on!
2007-02-12 12:46:23 · answer #6 · answered by mat l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋