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2007-02-12 04:23:10 · answer #1 · answered by B-Hole 2 · 1 4

All the answers above are WRONG!!!!!!!

When he comes back he will take all the good people will be taken, they'll be gone in a blink of an eye.

All the bad people will stay on earth 2 suffer with u-know-who.

u-know-who will put on these goggles and he'll talk 2 u through it and he'll say that he will give u anything u want,which is true but if u refuse then you will go to heaven but if u accept then u'll never see the light of heaven.

2007-02-12 12:54:04 · answer #2 · answered by kimmz 2 · 0 0

The bible states that when He comes back that their will be an earthquake that splits east to west through Jerusalem. This to purify it and the holy temple . Because Satan was sitting in the temple for five months claiming to be Jesus. It is also the start of the Lord's day which is a thousand year period. and Satan and even his evil influence will be locked away. and the people will be taught discipline and will learn God's word.And after a thousand years of teaching Satan will be let loose for a short season to test us. God bless

2007-02-12 12:39:24 · answer #3 · answered by swindled 7 · 1 0

He comes at the battle of Armagedon to rescue Israel from being completley destoryed. He will come with the Saints of God. The false prophet and the anti christ are thrown into hell, and Satan is tied up into the Abyss for a thousand years. Then comes the millenial reign with Christ for a thousand years on Earth, there will be peace, and Saints will rule with him in an immortal body. Then after this time, Satan will be realeased one last time, and will cause one last war. Then comes the end, and the rest of eternity.

2007-02-12 12:26:31 · answer #4 · answered by ۞ JønaŦhan ۞ 7 · 0 0

When Jesus turns his attention to cleaning up the earth so he can again present it back to God as it's rightful ruler, Satan and all the demons will be panished from earth and locked in a pit of inactivity. The human governments will all be destroyed and everyone living on earth will be evaluated to see if they are following Christ as the ruler of God's Kingdom (7 x 3 for emphasis or 777) or if they are looking to human governments (beasts) to save them (666). Anyone who has the mark of the beast on their forehead (as they think) or on their hand (according to their actions) will have to be destroyed. Then, all those who have remained alive in God's memory will begin to be resurrected (the last to have died will be the first to be resurrected). For 1,000 years both men and earth will be brought back to a state of perfection.

2007-02-12 12:34:14 · answer #5 · answered by Sparkle1 6 · 1 0

He will fulfill Messianic prophecy, such as the resurrection of the dead, last judgment and full establishment of the Kingdom of God (also called the "Reign of God"), including the Messianic Age. He's to fight the beast and usher in the 1000 of year kingdom of God on earth and the new Jerusalem, etc. He will then sit at the right hand of God on judgment day.


FYI, Saint Nearly, none of what you typed has any basis in Biblical theology. While I respect your disagreement with the Book itself, at least get it right (or close).

2007-02-12 12:30:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The Jehovah's Witnesses will finally get what they've been whining about, and stop knocking at my door on Saturday mornings. In fact, I wonder if in a JFK Conspiracy kind of way, they'll secretly hire a hitman to stop him from coming back so that they can continue running the organization.

2007-02-12 12:26:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

The stars will fall from Heaven. Angels will swoop down, blowing trumpets.
Then Jesus will separate those that have declared he is the greatest (and done so with great fervor and emotion), from those that don't think he's all that great.
The first group (approximately 0.73% of all who are alive or dead) will go to Heaven and praise Jesus non-stop throughout eternity.

2007-02-12 12:33:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

He will call His church out of the world, and then there will be 7 years of tribulation. At the end of the tribulation, Satan will be bound, and Christ will come back and set up His kingdom for 1000 years of peace. At the end of the 1000 years, Satan will be loosed for a short time, and will lead the nations of the world astray, the Christ and His army will defeat Satan for all time.

2007-02-12 12:24:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

He's not coming back becouse he never left. "Lo Im am with you always even on to the end of the earth" " look not here nor there for the kingdom of heaven is within". PEACE.

2007-02-12 12:26:54 · answer #10 · answered by frogenstien 3 · 0 1

CNN will be doing a breaking news story..He's Back and our reporters are on the scene...
Q: Interviewer..."So Jesus how does it feel to be back after all these years?"
A: Jesus..."It feels Grrrreat! I feel really alive again!"

2007-02-12 12:28:36 · answer #11 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 1 2

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