" The private enterprise system indicates that some people
have higher incomes than others." -Gerry Brown
" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided's could go
one way or another. " -George Bush, US President
" Please provide the date of your death." ~from an IRS letter
" We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to
distribute poverty equally." -Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister
" If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ~Dan Quayle
" We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may
not occur." Dan Quayle
" Potatoe " -Dan Quayle
" If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields
" A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. " -Anon
" A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
-Samual Goldwyn
" It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.."
-Dan Quayle
" Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992
because we received notice that you passed away. You
may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
-Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
" We apologize for the error in last week's paper in which
we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in
the police force. We meant... of course, that he is a
detective in the police farce." -Correction Notice in the Ely
Standard, a British newspaper
" Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly. "
-Batman Costume warning
2007-02-12 03:58:59 · 9 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Sleeping pills: May cause drowsiness." Medical Label
2007-02-12 04:05:03 · answer #1 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh man Jake, you're killing me!!! I'm trying to catch up on my email and I see all these questions of yours that have been DELETED, and am getting p!ssed, then I get to this one ( and I am a quotation fanatic) and get to the bottom !!!!CMPL!!!!!!!! You are a legend. I see where your quote fits right in ~ it's rediculous, and a statement that is totally FALSE and will prove to be FALSE in the future! You're not going anywhere!!!
2016-05-24 00:59:47 · answer #2 · answered by Nicole 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields
" A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. " -Anon
These are my 2 favorite. They make me want to learn at school
2007-02-12 04:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by CoyaBug 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good also DanQuayle said - We must look forward to the future or past to the back.
2007-02-12 04:07:19 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Even the real Batman couldn't fly.
2007-02-12 04:02:22 · answer #5 · answered by Captain Jack 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
george bush: we must come together to unite
2007-02-12 04:02:17 · answer #6 · answered by cassiepiehoney 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
scarey huh ? notice most of them are our fearless leaders
2007-02-12 04:13:49 · answer #7 · answered by BajaRick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!!
2007-02-12 04:30:47 · answer #8 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SUPER stuff today Jpunk! Thanks
2007-02-12 04:13:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋