A- Alcohol: The key to surviving college.
B- Beer: The most disgusting alcohol of all, but
great for chugging.
C- Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to
after a Thursday night party.
D- Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every
drunk, usually looks pathetic.
E- Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one
over 21 in your drinking party.
F- F***d Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet
spewing your guts out.
G- Games: Anything that involves cards, dice and
chugging beers.
H- Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night
was and how much you drank.
I- Idiot: The guy that spilled his beer on you and
everyone else at the party.
J- Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a
fake ID or stagger home.
K- Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves
after 15 beers.
L- Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every
situation involving alcohol.
M- Money: That which you no longer have due to
too much partying.
N- Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up
beside someone you don't know.
O- Oh God!: What you say as you fall down the stairs.
P- Pee: What you have to do every five minutes
while you're drinking beer.
Q- quilt: What you spewed on last night in bed and
have to clean in the morning.
R- Reform: What you promise God you will do while
you're spewing in the toilet.
S- Sex: What you did with that person you met last
night while you were drunk.
T- Ten: The number of beers it takes me to get drunk.
U- Underage: Most of the drinking population in
college town.
V- Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best
way to get drunk in an hour.
W- Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of
Biology class tomorrow.
X- X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach
before they pump it.
Y- Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH
every weekend.
Z- Zoned: How you will be for the next 12 hours
following drinking.
2007-02-12
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