1."You get this round and the next round is on me."
I'll be leaving before the next round.
2."I'll get this round and the next one is on you."
Happy hour is about to end. Beers are now a pound, but by the next round they'll be £3.50.
3."Hey, where's that friend of yours?"
I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.
4."Can I get a glass of white zinfandel?"
(female) I'm easy.
5."Can I get a glass of white zinfandel?"
(male) I'm gay.
6."Ever try a body shot?"
(male to female) I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.
7."Ever try a body shot?"
(female to male) If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home.
8."I don't feel well, let's go home."
(female) You are paying more attention to your friends than me.
9.I don't feel well, let's go home."
(male) I'm h*rny.
2007-02-12 03:55:03 · 11 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10."Who's got the next round?"
I haven't bought a round in almost three years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.
2007-02-12 03:55:17 · update #1
Those are good. Now I know what to listen out for if I go out!!! HAHAHA!!!
2007-02-12 04:15:57 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I run a pub and i see people actually doing some of these.... it's hilarious! Some poor bloke always ends up buying the rounds and not even realising! Lol.
2007-02-12 04:26:54 · answer #2 · answered by Fay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
number 3 is my choice. I hate when some drunk starts a conversation with meabout nothing. I usaully ask where are they're friends or act like a got a phone call and walk away
2007-02-12 04:01:19 · answer #3 · answered by blakpala8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
After 10 pints of lager I don't really care (or know) whose round it is.
Keep drinkin'.
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-12 08:38:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheers! I'll try them out tonight
2007-02-12 04:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by Chris W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, the next one's on you then?
2007-02-12 04:07:28 · answer #6 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11."Get a round you tight c*nt, you're always dodging rounds"
(to you) Get a round you tight c*nt, you're always dodging rounds
2007-02-12 04:06:46 · answer #7 · answered by Begbie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhaha...good one..10/5
2007-02-12 04:00:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
11 ILL HAVE ANOTHER
I AM NOT DRUNK ENOUGH YET#
2007-02-12 05:07:09 · answer #9 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmm......i dont know what you said but...........i answered anyways!
2007-02-12 04:53:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋