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Your riding a horse and your traveling at a steady speed. In front of you is a kangaroo going the same speed as you and you cant overtake it. To your left is a steep drop off and to your right there is an elephant also traveling the same speed as you. Behind you there is a lion that is traveling the same speed as you but cant quite catch you. What do you do to get out of this situation?

2007-02-12 03:22:57 · 13 answers · asked by babydoll_18870 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

hop your scary self off the carousel and go to the cotton candy stand

2007-02-12 03:57:51 · answer #1 · answered by blakpala8 3 · 0 0

I first pull my trusty 30-odd-6 riffle out of it's holster,and I turn to the back and shoot the Lion,for he is my greatest fear,then I turn to the right and poke the elephant in the eye,which in turn will make him stop! and say something rude to me,but by that time I'll be to far to understand anything he has to say,then I'd turn to the front and put a cap in the kangaroo's butt,there pretty good eating taste like beef! The End!

2007-02-12 03:35:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Stay on the horse and hope one of the other animals moves, haha I don't know.

2007-02-12 03:27:22 · answer #3 · answered by jus meeee :) 3 · 0 0

jump off your horse onto the elephants back.

2007-02-12 03:30:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Stop the carousel and walk away .

2007-02-12 03:33:00 · answer #5 · answered by Elaine814 5 · 0 0

I dont believe that i would be in this situation from the beginning

2007-02-12 03:47:50 · answer #6 · answered by CoyaBug 2 · 0 0

Pull out a gun and take care of the problems!!!

2007-02-12 03:26:20 · answer #7 · answered by Ema Nova 4 · 0 0

get off the carousel

2007-02-12 03:27:35 · answer #8 · answered by heynow 3 · 2 0

I would just wake up and stop dreaming!!

2007-02-12 03:28:06 · answer #9 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 0 0

get out of the story we don`t want to have any one killed

2007-02-12 03:38:41 · answer #10 · answered by Blade 2 · 0 0

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