^Sorry mate, you can't get in^ How would you abuse him?
2007-02-12 03:19:18 · 20 answers · asked by J K 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would deny him 3 times or lick his ear.
2007-02-12 04:33:49 · answer #1 · answered by Sam B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really abuse as such, but I'd respond something along the lines of "My Heaven holds no gates or walls. Whether or not I live in your nation, I know I am where I should be." Then I'd sit and chat outside the gates with him for a bit if he wanted to before fading off to go do my own thing.
2007-02-12 14:32:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That total Peter at the gates jazz is just MYTH!
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Here is the TRUE STORY! ;>)
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Saint Peter at the Golden Gate ~
A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in."
"Okay," the man says, "I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart."
"That's wonderful," says St. Peter, "that's worth three points!" "Three points?" he says. "Well, I attended church all my life and supported its
ministry with my tithe and service." "Terrific!" says St. Peter, "that's certainly worth a point." "One point? Golly. How about this: I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans."
"Fantastic, that's good for two more points," he says. "TWO POINTS!" the man cries, "At this rate, the only way I get into heaven is by the grace of God!" "That's right! Now you've got it!" said St. Peter.
For it is by Grace you have been saved, through Faith -- and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God -- not by works, so that no one can boast. (Ephesians 2:8-9) HIS Grace!
2007-02-12 11:27:42 · answer #3 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The keys to heaven were the teachings given by Joshua, they are not "keys to a Gate" - your question is proof the Christians do not understand the Word...
2007-02-12 15:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being English I'd write a terse letter of complaint to his superior.
2007-02-12 11:23:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you aren't to be allowed in, I don't think you would have reached the gates. You a ss would be on fire in the other place.
2007-02-12 11:22:56 · answer #6 · answered by Spotlight 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bribe him good time! What could be more abusive than by offering someone money knowing full-well they can't spend it.
2007-02-12 11:27:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not up to St. Peter to say that!
2007-02-12 18:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by Plato 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask him for directions. Obviously my after-life planner made a mistake, and I'd need to file a complaint. (What, do you think the after-life is free of bureacracy?)
2007-02-12 11:23:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would not abuse ST.Peter I would accept my fate and take my punishment like a man.
2007-02-12 11:36:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋