if you are in the middle of taking a dump and you hear a knock on the door?

Question

its a girl who sounds your age asking you to open the door saying there is someone after her with a knife. Do you
A) Continue with your dump and let someone else be the hero. Hell she might be ugly anyway.
B) Run to the door hoping nothing drops from your butt, and you dont ruin your brand new carpets, and also hope the guy doesnt get there in time to kill you and let the police find you naked and stinking.
C) Take a few seconds to clean up with at least some toilet paper and then run to the door. I mean hey there is a chance the guy didnt catch up yet.
D) Tell her you are taking a crap and say to knock on the next door.

last poster here is what I meant. Its a COOP not my house. You are right I should have put apartment. As for the carpet I meant the path between the bathroom and the door is a carpet. Thats it

Answer 1

B...dont matter the situation...I help anybody in trouble....

Answer 2

there are too many discrepancies with this question. first off, why would you tell her to knock on the next door if there's your new carpet on the floor... do you have stalls in your house/flat? and where do they have carpet in bathrooms anyway? i've always seen tile. and where did this girl come from? out of the blue, she's in your house knocking on your bathroom door talking about a dude with a knife... it's too far fetched and i'd think she was telling tall tales. so i'd tell her to get the frak out of my house before i call the cops.

Answer 3

LOL das funny, maybe B

Answer 4

c if u want a gal...and save a life...erm....deifinetly...play the hero foa fairy tale..

Answer 5

c

Answer 6

d

Answer 7

thats a stupid question lol