2007-02-12 02:39:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have some liquid glitter I would like to show you, would you please step into my parlor? You don't mind holding this for me, do you? I'm sorry, dear. Here, take this. I promise you when you wake up, you won't remember why you hurt deep inside.
2007-02-12 02:46:48 · answer #1 · answered by Baw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try Acme god clarification spray. I recommend the fresh spring scent.
to u7w21i1ol:
It really takes the attention of two whole angels to record this nonsense? Heaven must have a terribly outdated IT department.
2007-02-12 10:55:08 · answer #2 · answered by Murazor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to spray god with a little astroglide, then I slip right into the holy spirit.
2007-02-12 10:42:11 · answer #3 · answered by poseidenneptune 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
everything u say or do is being recorded by the two angels who are watching after you. and later, u will be surprise to see that these little jokes which u think it was so little, to God is a great insulting.
2007-02-12 10:48:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, something needs to have a physical form before you can go around spraying it with things.
2007-02-12 10:41:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes,
Marmite, it's sticky & black and onlygood for spraying aimlessly into space.
2007-02-12 10:44:27 · answer #6 · answered by Tango Joe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That might work if God existed in time and space.
2007-02-12 10:46:19 · answer #7 · answered by regmor12 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aerosol Cheese
God has a great sense of humour.
2007-02-12 10:42:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No
2007-02-12 10:41:27 · answer #9 · answered by Ear 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋