try this one :O)?

Question

A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink. Now how do I tell her?"

Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself, "Now how do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. Now how do I tell him gently?"

The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and so he walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, "Darling, I've a confession to make."

And she says, "So have I, love."

To which he replies, "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks."

Answer 1

LMAO... thats hillarious in stinky way.. hahahaha

very good one.. thanx

Answer 2

Very funny ,Thank you ! ! Here is another smile for you .

ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS ;
Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies "These are not pigs,
these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.
I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got
one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,
"Excellent trade, sir."

Answer 3

Thats a good joke. LOL.

Answer 4

Bad halitosis!! Ewwww!!!!!!

Answer 5

good old joke, but made me laugh

Answer 6

very cute

Answer 7

lol

Answer 8

Funny!!! :)

Answer 9

HAHA