It was an accident as they are right next to each other in my phonebook. I meant it to be a naughty, pre Valentine's surprise (I put it in a gift box and said,'can't wait for you to open this') but instead my Mum is going to know how my big my Warrior is and that I put my d*ck in a box.... I just received the multimedia message report as delivered, so she has definitely received it and is probably showing the people she works with the picture right now! She embarrasses me all of the time, telling family, girlfriends mates etc about the time I cut my twig and giggleberries on a bed spring... Ouch, she is mean to me.
Do I never speak to my Mum again or do I pretend nothing has happened? I have racked my brain for a solution to this and thought of nothing.
PLEASE HELP.
2007-02-12 00:43:35 · 30 answers · asked by Yayick 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Hi,
Thanks for all of your help - but those that said to call her and tell her not to open it misunderstood - I only realised I had sent it to my Mum when I got the report saying DELIVERED which you only get when the message has been opened, so she has definitely seen it and it will have said text from Al as that is my real name...
Those that said she's seen it before, you are correct but never has she seen it when I have a chubby nor has she seen it with a Red Bow in a stripey Silver box!
I may have to go with the 'friends stole my phone' vibe as my mates often take my phone and send embarrassing things to my Mum and Girlfriend pretending to be me, like 'Nightmare, I just sh#t myself' or 'I think I prefer men now', silly things like that...
The next time I see her I will see if she says anything first and then if she does I will act all annoyed with my mates...
I just hope she doesn't make a joke about the 'size' of the prankster or worse still - wants his number! Thanks.
2007-02-12 01:11:28 · update #1
Thanks, I have never laughed so much at a message on here!! Seriously, you should be a comedian!! Okay, you just need to pretend you know nothing, as far as you are concerned the picture got to its intended recipient and your Mum knows nothing, I am sure in the spirit of Mother/Son relations your Mum will "keep Mum" so to speak and all will swiftly return to normal relations! Best of luck and look after those giggleberries!!!
2007-02-12 00:51:05 · answer #1 · answered by Melanie J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all.....congratulations on winning funniest question of the day (in my opinion anyway).
If I were you....oh god - i've written about 3 things here and deleted them again - how you getting yourself out of this one. hehe
1-you could try ignoring it and hoping to god that nothing comes of it.
2-you could explain to your mum that it was a pre-valentines joke for your girlfriend and would appreciate her keeping the mistake to herself for now - at least until Valentines is done with.
3-take the mickey taking from your mum, tell your girlfriend what you did - and just make a light hearted joke of it and pretend your not bothered about it one little bit
good luck.... your gonna need it.
2007-02-12 01:13:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should call her right away tell her not to open that package it was meant for your girl friend tell her sh will not want to see what is in the box tell her to put it back in the mail and put on it return to sender . oh my did you get your self into a bind next time you do some thing like that make sure you give it to your girl friend in person . and about not speaking to your mom she didn't mail it to the wrong address so it's not her fault .
2007-02-12 00:54:08 · answer #3 · answered by Libra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is only one way out of this and it is to take the embaressment and ridicule from your mum and be honest in how this come about then put it down to experience and be a little bit more careful in the future. seriously though you will laugh it off in a month or two, up to then you will just have to settle for being laughed at.
2007-02-12 00:52:46 · answer #4 · answered by sexybum272 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Dear!!! What a thing to do!! sorry but i did laugh, well u will have to talk to your mum you cant ignore her after all its your fault!!
You just got to take it as it comes i.e the embarrassment, Nothing else to do really apart from tell your gf and i think she will laugh
You just got to live the embarrassment out!!
x
2007-02-12 00:48:57 · answer #5 · answered by Elektra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of loser would write this?? i mean come on this is bullshit as if that would happen, i bet you havnt even got a girlfriend and you prob poke holes in boxes with your chopper cos you cant get one!! just go and buy a blow up doll and ge tout with your mates more often!!
2007-02-12 02:47:08 · answer #6 · answered by Christina B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
many years ago i was seeing sum1 in the army he was about 2 come home & i couldnt wait 2 c him i sent him a pic of me naked & then i wrote how much i wanted him & how many times i was going 2 make him c*m & how i was going 2 do it i then sent it 2 my brother not once but twice my brother & i have never talked about it u may b lucky she may act as if nothing has happened
2007-02-12 02:17:06 · answer #7 · answered by hayley m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If her phone does not have caller ID then pretend nothing has happened.
If it has caller ID and she has seen it, it would be embarassing for her to mention about it to other people.
If the worse comes to worse; it would only end up being a 'rumour'. Try to pretend you knopw nothing about it.
2007-02-12 00:52:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Don't worry, unless your Mum took a microscope to work the size of your warrior should remain concealed.
2007-02-12 00:47:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like your mum is quite open...she might take the piss out of u 4 a while but it will blow over just put it down 2 one of those little pranks fate likes to play on us lol
2007-02-12 02:20:32 · answer #10 · answered by carly-jayne r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋