There is no proof that this isn't true, just as you Christians say their is no proof that a magic talking MAN didn't create the universe. So to that I say, Praise the almighty banana, our father and our savoiur.
2007-02-12 00:28:22 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
May he stay ripe forever.
2007-02-12 00:28:39 · update #1
It's as good as anything else I've ever heard !
2007-02-12 01:04:04 · answer #1 · answered by Norton G 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well the average christians believe that humans are the superior race of animals and that gives them a right to disparage other things and other races. Now apparently "god" created the earth and its contents which include the creation of the banana (apparently). So therefore this would be very stupid in the eyes of a christian as u are saying, praise the god that "god" created. so just ignore the simple answers christians have given u in this post.
May the banana never bruise.
2007-02-12 00:41:12 · answer #2 · answered by Vixe 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
photograph that God is a guiding stress that provides the kinds and good judgment for the massive Bang to apply. there is ability (the Bang) besides the indisputable fact that it prefer actualities to purpose at. A reason there is order truly of chaos. besides the indisputable fact that this is a comfortable God who works via more suitable and persuading, no longer taking photos lightening bolts at all people who displeases his royal highness (an concept borrowed from the Romans i think of). So issues crawl, constantly in the direction of larger and extra pleasurable existence. in spite of everything, the universe is God's conciseness, the undeniable fact that provides him some thing to pay interest to.
2016-09-29 00:14:01 · answer #3 · answered by schiraldi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, you might be on to something here. We need food to live so why not worship a banana? Good for you, and as there is no proof it isn't true, then it is just a matter of accepting it as true.
2007-02-12 00:37:37 · answer #4 · answered by starbug7206 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow, that is so fresh. I'm sure that no one has ever thought of that counter-argument before. My goodness. Mrs. Flinkle will be so pleased, she might let you go first for show and tell on Friday! Maybe even an extra cupcake, because you're such a clever girl. How do you come up with them? Perhaps we should ask Socrates or something, see if we can get you into some kind of gifted and talented program. So cogent and timely.
2007-02-12 00:39:24 · answer #5 · answered by swade903 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Haha, and banana man was his son created in his own image to spread the love!
Banana bless you!
2007-02-12 13:07:52 · answer #6 · answered by doodlenatty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you talking about, blasphemer!? You're the one who's bananas!!!!!
It was the giant coffee cup circling the sun that made us all.
Why else do we all communicate in Java?
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2007-02-12 08:28:22 · answer #7 · answered by Nobody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that's a relief then! That whole mystical being making everything in the universe and making us in his image and all that.
Hard to believe! Still, what do I know?
2007-02-12 05:37:30 · answer #8 · answered by Father Dougal McGuire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally someone else who recognises the power of the magic talking banana.
http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/b/banaman.htm
2007-02-12 01:04:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
all hail the righteous bannanna and his prophet more tea vicar
i shall build on this rock a plantation and it shall be a Church unto enlightenment
(now, how to sacrifice the messiah and keep the bananas for myself?!) hmm...
2007-02-12 00:59:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How dare you take the name of our savior and Lord talking banana in vain!
Dont you know the first commandment!
The others are:
Thou shalt love thine talking banana with all thine taste buds, all thine stomach and all thine mind.
Thou shalt not eat the talking banana on Sundays.
Thou shalt not use thine talking banana as a dildo.
2007-02-12 00:38:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋