Just for fun everyone~~~ =)
2007-02-12 00:17:10 · 10 answers · asked by bar 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"My wife's an angel"
"You're lucky. Mine's still alive."
2007-02-12 03:31:06 · answer #1 · answered by Blaze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Irishman walks past a bar
It could happen!
2007-02-12 01:04:29 · answer #2 · answered by Laurie M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(at a amassing of blended company, with eye contact on the girls)... Are you a sallower or a spitter??? (lengthy, pregnant pause, in case you get any solutions) I advise gum. Chewing gum.
2016-11-27 03:35:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man walks into a bar
ouch
man walks into 2 bars
ouch ouch
2007-02-12 00:26:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop ....
2007-02-12 00:21:15 · answer #5 · answered by They call me ... Trixie. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."
2007-02-12 00:20:51 · answer #6 · answered by Smiddy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
labour will win the next election!
2007-02-12 00:53:51 · answer #7 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What winks and ****s like a tiger?
2007-02-12 00:27:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
fireproof-the boss's son
2007-02-12 06:05:43 · answer #9 · answered by jirachi3636 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats brown and sticky....
a stick
2007-02-12 03:31:13 · answer #10 · answered by xoxo2u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋