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Q:how do u put an elephant into a fridge in 3 steps???????

A:Open the fridge,put in the elephant,close the door



Q:How do u put a horse in a fridge in 4 steps???????

A:Open the fridge,take out the elephant,put in the horse,close the door.



Q:Ther is an animal wedding.all,i mean all the animals come,except one........who is it??????

A:Its the horse,its still in the fridge.


Bye people and keep smiling.

2007-02-12 00:11:34 · 45 answers · asked by sunny1991 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

45 answers

how to put the one who joked in refrigrator in one step??

2007-02-12 00:15:01 · answer #1 · answered by suma 3 · 1 0

Man if you are not sending some more jokes, I am going to put you in the fridge with the elephant. Ha, Ha, Ha.

2007-02-12 03:40:32 · answer #2 · answered by ramy 2 · 1 0

joke cont'd

Q. There is a crocodile infested river, how ill you cross the river there is no bridge or boat.







You jump in and swim across as all the crocodiles are at the wedding party

2007-02-12 17:22:00 · answer #3 · answered by Nirvan S 2 · 0 0

Q. How do you put Sunny in the fridge
A. You can't he is so hot the fridge will melt.

2007-02-12 06:24:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

there is an easy way to do that in one step-- send the elephant to the north pole

2007-02-12 00:30:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The horse is still too cold to smile.

2007-02-12 00:17:18 · answer #6 · answered by Kool-kat 4 · 0 0

the last 1 was okay but the 1st 2 were lame

2007-02-18 17:53:41 · answer #7 · answered by ~**Tay Tay**~ 2 · 0 0

the joke is supposed to start with a giraffe and then go to the elephant!!!

2007-02-19 14:06:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

after that you are going through the forest and you get to a river which os home to tons of crocs, it's too far to jump and there is no bridge, how do you get across.
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just swim the crocs are at the wedding!

2007-02-12 00:27:02 · answer #9 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0 0

How do you get two wales in a mini?
Use your sat nav, or one in the back and one in the front - no doesn't work written down really!

2007-02-18 00:35:09 · answer #10 · answered by RAGGYPANTS 4 · 0 0

Thats cute!

2007-02-19 07:45:40 · answer #11 · answered by piggylover_850 4 · 0 0

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