A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him.
At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn't run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway. Looking back as he drove on, he didn't see anything.
He began to apologize for his behavior to the priest. "I'm sorry, Father. I barely missed that lawyer at the side of the road."
But the priest said, "Don't worry, son. I got him with my door."
2007-02-11 23:59:01 · 14 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10! Loving it! And have a * too!
The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer.
"I can arrange some things for you," the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold; your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be 100. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls will rot in hell for eternity."
The lawyer thought for a moment. "So, what's the catch?" he asked.
:)
2007-02-12 03:47:28 · answer #1 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old and sanitized. When I was a kid the driver in the joke hit black people instead of lawyers. Also, most of the blond jokes I hear these days are just rehashed Polish jokes. Making minorities the butt of jokes is bad, but does that mean we should all pick on blonds and lawyers from now on?
2016-05-24 00:30:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just brilliant!! Hilarious!!
Thanks for sharing xx
2007-02-12 00:39:24 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one . i lmao/ i would give that a 10++++
2007-02-12 00:10:01 · answer #4 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha omg funny hahahaha funny hahaha i cant stop myself from laughing
2007-02-12 00:05:41 · answer #5 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea i've heard that 1 before. on www.jokes.comedycentral.com i think
2007-02-12 03:23:29 · answer #6 · answered by ~*Sarah~Elizabeth*~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..........and i'm thinking about being a layer. maybe i should put more thought into something else.lol........why are layers so hated anyway?
2007-02-12 00:01:59 · answer #7 · answered by music man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-12 00:03:09 · answer #8 · answered by Cheesecake King 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-02-12 00:09:48 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
that is fantastic
2007-02-12 00:05:46 · answer #10 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋