A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank u, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!!!!
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!!!!
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart!!!!!
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense :)
Njoy :)
2007-02-11 23:58:45 · 48 answers · asked by sunny1991 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny!
2007-02-12 00:03:20 · answer #1 · answered by Scoots 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-03-29 03:18:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-02-14 21:35:27 · answer #3 · answered by shashank.wattal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very very funny, i love it, the frog was trying to be smart but the woman was smarter then the frog.
2007-02-19 06:52:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An intellegent joke. There is a saying that "Over intelligence is going to put you in trouble" because god is with the innocents.
2007-02-19 23:16:08 · answer #5 · answered by philos_offer55 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best joke, I have read for some time, keep sending more jokes otherwise I will send the woman liberation leaders to your house.(hope they dont report me for abuse)
2007-02-12 03:44:42 · answer #6 · answered by ramy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have wished for a gay guy with a big member to rape me. I could take it once if he had to get it times ten.
2007-02-18 11:14:21 · answer #7 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't it just be easier to think up a good ending for everyone?
2007-02-12 00:19:47 · answer #8 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u know this joke contain cute and funny ideas
i think this women is smart lol but really evil
2007-02-12 00:09:31 · answer #9 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man is the one that had the heart attack... and you say we are dumb.
2007-02-12 03:57:47 · answer #10 · answered by Juice 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
woman are so complicated they can do alot of complicated jobs in one go but they cannot read maps because it is very complicated
2007-02-12 00:37:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋