but if you were me, would you stick a banana in your pocket, pack an old pair of tights in a hold all (essential) and scribble a note saying 'Gimme all the money or I shoot!' to hold up the joint instead.
How many years am I looking at if I get caught?
OR should I spend my hundred pounds on some nice chocolate in Thorntons instead. Possibly the continental section, or those fruity truffle ones.
Hell, maybe even take you out to dinner? I'm thinking somewhere classy, but hey, we only got £130. Don't take the squizz at my expense!
... Have I told you how stunning you're looking today?
Yes, I can see you. I have Windows Vista Webcam MSN spyware. And you have a bit of spinach or oregano stuck between your teeth.
Oh, what a lovely smile...
Cut it out. Stop it.
Stop flashing and put your bits away..
Anyway, original question was about the bank..
I have deep tan, 15 denier pantyhose...
2007-02-11 23:51:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Credit
Oops kitoff, let me lift that webcam, so you can see my face... ; ) (like the hold up Thortons idea btw. Where shall we rendevous?)
2007-02-12 00:03:00 · update #1
I'm playing with you all. I really do have to go to the bank, so have fun. And the smile works... : )
2007-02-12 00:05:04 · update #2
Ok first we do the bankjob together, but we dont cut the tights..we both put a head in each of the legs, only because it'd be a hell of a lot funnier to se it reconstructed on crimewatch. second. we stick up thorntons as well.... loot and choccy stashed in the bag..then we go to a hotel one that does room service and hole up til the heat cools... we could maybe find another use for the banana !!!!!! oh and by the way.. love your panties.... camera works 2 ways hun....
2007-02-11 23:59:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Really good answers Your problem isnt the debt, it is the way you manage your money. If you make 2600, your rent cannot be by any means 2200. What do you eat? Car insurance? Emergency savings? .... First you need to reduce your rent by 700 or so. Find a tight place that has everything included. When you go to the supermarket have a budget. Do not endulge or overspend. Open an oline savings accounts and put 20 for now every month. Dont say you cant, you can. AH btw, the fact you have debts has nothing to do with savings.... You need more money, get a better job, or a second job. If you have not paid late until now, in order to rescue that credit and get rid of that debt you need a very agressive plan. Minimum payments wont do, interest will eat them. Why on earth you pay so much on friggin rent??? Are you running a bussiness from which you make all of your money??? If so you need to get one or two regular jobs and lessen the rent payments to survive. Suppose you need monthly 850 a month for rent (utilities included) this could be even 700. 80 a month for food, asumming you know how to cook and strech the dollar. 130 for car insurance, = bad credit 60 = cell phone 200 miscelanous expenses = gas, etc a month = total 1260 a month to live. If your job gives you 2600, wich is about 20 an hour, and you get a part time for 10/h that gives you at leasts 1000 bucks extra, that would be 3600 a month - 1200 = 2400 to pay for your debts You owe = 30890, Your debt to credit ratio sucks so you cant ask for more. Forget about 0 % offers. So, Pay those 1300 first all at once to improve your credit score a little. Then pay the other cards. DO NOT INCURR ANY NEW DEBT. In one year you should be debt free = 30890/2400 = 12.87 = one eyar aprox.... If you can make more money or borrow from your parents you are encouraged to do so.
2016-05-24 00:29:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dinner sounds great but I'd have to rush and catch a flight right now from the USA. Oh, and my wife might wonder where I got to...
Here in North Carolina, every bank has a poster saying "How much do you get if you rob a bank? 40 years." They're not joking either.
2007-02-11 23:59:43 · answer #3 · answered by skip 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are in UK it is the banks that run the country and whatever you nick from them you get put away for longer then if you hold somone up in the streets. Its a fact of British life
2007-02-13 08:17:24 · answer #4 · answered by Professor 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would spend the money on a remote control Dalek. "Exterminate" it would say to people as you control it. Ah such fun.
Oh, by the way is that an all over tan?
Have a great day.
2007-02-11 23:58:59 · answer #5 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can you get me a pint of milk whilst you're out?
Ta.
2007-02-11 23:57:08 · answer #6 · answered by Simon C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Please don't hold up the bank, i would much more prefer the whole dinner thing!
Keep that nana for later sweetie.
2007-02-11 23:56:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You really want to fancy around today, don't ya?
2007-02-12 00:01:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2007-02-11 23:56:29 · answer #9 · answered by ஐ♥PinkBoo - TTC #1♥ஐ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont have a clue what this girls talking about!!!!!
2007-02-11 23:59:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋