A man approaches his best friend's wife one day when her husband is at the office. "Will you have sex with me?" he asks.
"No. My husband wouldn't approve."
"O.K. What if I give you $1000?"
"Well, for a $1000 I think I will. Come back tomorrow afternoon when my husband is at work."
So the man shows up next day and slaps $1000 on the table and they do whatever it was they did(!!!). In the evening her husband comes home a little distraught:
"Was my best friend here today?"
"Y-y-yes." his wife says with concern.
"And did he leave $1000?"
"Y-y-yes." she says expecting the worst.
"Oh good, what a great pal he is. He came in this morning and asked if he could borrow $1000 from me and promised to return it this afternoon!"
2007-02-11 23:25:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL,good one.
2007-02-12 15:21:01 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO poor husband
2007-02-12 07:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was funny but i feel so sorry 4 the woman
2007-02-12 07:58:23 · answer #3 · answered by jaja 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... thats what u call "a friend in deed"... hahaha
thats another cool joke... thanx
2007-02-12 07:30:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually it's funny. But it's been posted here before....
2007-02-12 07:50:57 · answer #5 · answered by ~ Cattail ~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...very cute
2007-02-12 07:50:14 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is one of the few jokes on here that was actually LAUGH-OUT-LOUD funny.
2007-02-12 07:54:39 · answer #7 · answered by music man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2007-02-12 07:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by vamsi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...that wife is so screwed!...literally!
2007-02-12 14:56:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...that was funny...thanx
2007-02-12 07:35:24 · answer #10 · answered by N. R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋