You think people would be a lot nicer when they leave church?
That doesn't seem to be the case.
Why just the other day, I was leaving the church parking lot.
Trying to be on my best behaviour.
All of a sudden, I was viscously cut off by the other driver who seemed to have absolutely no patience whatsoever.
We both jumped out of our cars.
Then the guy started cussing and screaming and Yelling.
I looked over and said "Preacher if you don't stop using that language, I am going to stop coming to your services."
2007-02-11 21:44:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Damn Paula, No. Thank You!
2007-02-11 21:49:39 · update #1
A Preacher said:
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the
river
.
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in
the river".
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all
and throw it in the river".
Again the congregation cried, "Amen!"
The preacher sat down.
The deacon then stood up & said:
"For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, We shall drink from that river'". THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED
HALLELUYA!!!!!
2007-02-11 21:55:00 · answer #1 · answered by dragonfly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He who speaks evil doesn't necessarily drive. Driving Lessons 11:24
2007-02-11 21:49:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! Christopher J Holland you weren't listening to his sermon
He was speaking on how people threatened to boycott the religion.
To prove his point he said he was going to harshly abuse the first one…
Who dared to leave the church before him...you just proved his postulation.
I guess like most other outstanding Christians you were sleeping.
Hey! 'dragon fly' you are most welcome anytime you fly by.
2007-02-11 22:12:53 · answer #3 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - u shud have taught him a lesson, and recited sommat !!!
2007-02-11 21:46:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-02-12 00:34:39 · answer #5 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur joke made LMAO
will u answer mine!?
2007-02-11 21:47:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Herd it.... LAAMMMEEE
2007-02-11 21:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by liltexan9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um! okay. saw it coming........
2007-02-11 21:48:47 · answer #8 · answered by steven m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have just a ...............WOW
2007-02-11 21:57:32 · answer #9 · answered by night_age_germany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe........
that's good!
2007-02-11 21:51:23 · answer #10 · answered by lian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋