Two old women are sitting in the nursing home talking, and one says to the other "Do you ever think about sex"? The other old woman says "Oh yes, I think about it all the time." The first old lady says "Well what do you do to get your mind off it?" Second old lady says "Oh I just suck on a lifesaver." First old lady gasps and says "Who do you get to drive you to the beach?
Joke # 2. An old man and woman are sitting outside at the nursing home and the man says "How would you like to be my girlfriend?" And the lady says "Well, I would like that." So the man says "Well would you put you hand between my legs and just sit here for a while." So the old woman put her hand between his legs and they just sat there. The next day when the old lady made her way to the bench to sit with her "boyfriend" she found him sitting with another lady and she had her hand between his legs. The old lady said "How could you cheat on me so soon. What does she have that I don't have and he said "Parkinsons."
2007-02-11 21:08:07 · 9 answers · asked by nesmith52 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT'S TWO HILARIOUS JOKES 10/10 KEEP THEM COMING
2007-02-11 23:41:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahah, luved both the jokes
Parkinsons, i know its mean to laugh at that when i know someone whos got it, but there u us had to laugh!!!!!
lol - i know a funny joke to do wiv old ppl (kinda sad, but then again)
three old women sat on an bench, when an old man came and stripped in front of them
The first one had a stroke, so did the second one and the third one took it one step on and sucked
2007-02-12 05:35:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
How are you supposed to "answer" this. It's more of a posting than a question...
Wait a minute, this is all backwards. Ahhh, nevermind.
The jokes were cool though.
2007-02-12 05:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by stevepg82 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha joke 2 was better
2007-02-12 05:19:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha Oh that's bad. Parkinson's! what's the question?
2007-02-12 05:17:03 · answer #5 · answered by Kenneth R C 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i love joke #2..
hahaha..
thanks for the laugh!
2007-02-12 05:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by _p!nkmAn_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny the second one is sooooo fuuuunny
2007-02-12 05:32:56 · answer #7 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO THAT'S SO FUNNY.
I'll give ya a gold star for them!
2007-02-12 06:22:07 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Booh♥ ☺☺☺☺☺ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha funy
2007-02-12 05:18:44 · answer #9 · answered by night_age_germany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋