A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted.
"I want to get scr*wed," said the man.
"Okay, mister, but this is a private club, so slip 20 bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot," answered the voice.
The man slid his $20 bucks in, the panel was closed.
Minutes passed and nothing happened.
He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open again.
"Hey," exclaimed the sport, "I want to get scr*wed!"
"What?" said the voice, "Again?"
2007-02-11 20:58:40 · 20 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao...without a doubt...10/5
2007-02-11 21:05:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the other jokes u posted to day were crapppp, but this 1 is goood main
2007-02-11 21:15:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha! very funny - good one. my mind went blank at first cos it was in the gutter.
2007-02-11 21:15:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea....funny...lol
2007-02-11 21:04:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one... though I'd charge more the second time round.
2007-02-11 21:02:49 · answer #5 · answered by k² 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheap at half the price !
2007-02-11 21:14:01 · answer #6 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, funny.
2007-02-11 21:02:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - he asked for it!!10/10
2007-02-11 21:43:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little bit obvious this one
2007-02-11 21:12:09 · answer #9 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three good and a big fat WOW!
2007-02-11 21:36:26 · answer #10 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋