2007-02-11 20:09:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ask je$u$ to turn your water into wine!!!! you know he can!!!!
2007-02-12 04:54:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Na - Pray the poor souls in purgatory - and you will be joining their party in the near future
2007-02-12 04:15:25 · answer #2 · answered by Gezza D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead and pray out loud maybe then satan can hear you and get one of yer buddies to bring some over.
2007-02-12 04:15:53 · answer #3 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not? People pray for selfish stuff all the time.
2007-02-12 04:14:22 · answer #4 · answered by Wisdom in Faith 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
booze is bad for health and your wallet,pray for world peace
2007-02-12 04:28:13 · answer #5 · answered by tan e 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus made wine out if water, so get on your knees and start praying, and while you're at it, ask Jesus to give you a brain.
2007-02-12 08:56:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
don't you know"the prayer?"
thy father who art in heaven hallowed be thy wine,your will come into my glass,and after a few drinks i won't know if i'm on earth or heaven!!!and if i should die before the morn,please let me have been drunk the night before!!!amen!!!
2007-02-12 16:21:27 · answer #7 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to the Bible, booze is one of the rewards for our life of toil. In fact, it says that if you live too far from Church, you should take your tithes money and buy booze with it.
Deut. 14:23
"And thou shalt eat before the LORD thy God, in the place which he shall choose to place his name there, the tithe of thy corn, of thy wine, and of thine oil, and the firstlings of thy herds and of thy flocks; that thou mayest learn to fear the LORD thy God always. And if the way be too long for thee, so that thou art not able to carry it; or if the place be too far from thee, which the LORD thy God shall choose to set his name there, when the LORD thy God hath blessed thee: Then shalt thou turn it into money, and bind up the money in thine hand, and shalt go unto the place which the LORD thy God shall choose: And thou shalt bestow that money for whatsoever thy soul lusteth after, for oxen, or for sheep, or for wine, or for strong drink, or for whatsoever thy soul desireth: and thou shalt eat there before the LORD thy God, and thou shalt rejoice, thou, and thine household..."
2007-02-12 04:22:37 · answer #8 · answered by NONAME 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. You should have made sure you had enough. Bad party host. Praying might get you laid though.
2007-02-12 04:15:49 · answer #9 · answered by Jason D 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Only if its beneficial to God's plan. Give it a try.
2007-02-12 04:15:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋