A redneck wanted to learn how to skydive, so he got an instructor and started taking lessons. The instructor told the redneck to jump out of the plane and pull his ripcord. The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down together. The redneck understood and was ready.
The time came for the redneck to jump out of the airplane. The instructor reminded the redneck that he would be right behind him. The redneck proceeded to jump from the plane, and after being in the air for a few seconds he pulled the ripcord. The instructor followed by jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his ripcord, but the parachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted past the redneck.
The redneck, seeing this, yelled as he undid the straps to his parachute, "So you wanna race, eh?"
2007-02-11 20:03:42 · 17 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny..cute..and deathly...i like that joke..thx for sharing..10/5
2007-02-11 20:09:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Skydiving
2016-03-29 03:12:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-02-11 20:48:10 · answer #3 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha
2007-02-11 21:33:58 · answer #4 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny, but I must remind everybody that in modern-day skydiving for fun/ sport, we do NOT use ripcords. Only the military does.
http://entertainment.howstuffworks.com/skydiving2.htm
2007-02-12 04:33:20 · answer #5 · answered by Wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it - 10/10
2007-02-11 20:23:25 · answer #6 · answered by Dave B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha!!! Guys!!!
2007-02-11 20:07:38 · answer #7 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - 10/10
y r rednecks so agrresive though!!!!
2007-02-11 21:51:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WICKED! Very funny
2007-02-12 03:19:10 · answer #9 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats very good.
2007-02-12 19:29:01 · answer #10 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋