A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".
Do I deserve a star?
2007-02-11 19:20:04 · 25 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
have your star funny my wife's always dreaming so you never know could come in handy for prezzie
2007-02-11 21:23:50 · answer #1 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Valentine's Vernacular: A Dating Dictionary...
DATING:
The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EASY:
A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT:
A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND:
A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE
A woman's feeling toward a man that is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."
IRRITATING HABIT:
What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.
SOBER
A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
ATTRACTION:
The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT:
What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY:
How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
2007-02-11 20:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.
2016-05-24 00:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahaha
2007-02-11 19:32:07 · answer #4 · answered by Kris_stew29 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes u deserves the stars and i did awarded one.
2007-02-11 19:27:22 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke was WOW!!!
Hey! Where so I send you a book entitled "How to earn a star?"
2007-02-11 19:34:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yes 1 star coming up
2007-02-11 19:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha that's funny,
yeah you deserve a star.
2007-02-11 19:24:36 · answer #8 · answered by ღTwist Another Fairy Taleღ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kizzy 1234 may u give me the 10points so its down away with
2007-02-11 20:50:28 · answer #9 · answered by lady x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You definitely earned a star!! Hahaha, hilarious!!
2007-02-11 19:49:37 · answer #10 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋