At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo your house keeper"
"Ah yes, Arnaldo. What’s up? Is there a problem?"
"I am calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died"
"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition?"
"Yes sir."
"That's such a pity! What did he die from?"
"From eating rotten meat."
"Rotten meat? Who give him meat?"
"Nobody. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses."
"Dead horse? What dead horse Arnaldo?"
"Those pure breed ones that you had, sir. They died from all that work pulling the water cart."
"Are you insane? What water cart?"
"The one we used to put out the fire."
"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"
"At your house! A candle fell and the curtain caught on fire."
"What the.....!!! But there’s electricity at the house!!!!
What was the candle for???"
"For the funeral."
"FUNERAL???!!!!!"
"Your mother's! She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her.
2007-02-11 19:04:24 · 34 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg!!!!! alright alright....mhee hee..g'morning sire..wcb..:-)
lmao..!
2007-02-11 19:13:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 out of 10
2007-02-17 04:32:20 · answer #2 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-02-15 14:21:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so funny>>>3 / 10
2007-02-16 17:34:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alas! Why on a Monday morning?
You added to the Monday morning blue
So I'll give you a miserly (2/10) two.
2007-02-11 19:28:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa! 10/10
2007-02-18 08:56:06 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This house keeper Arnold must have been an English man.
2007-02-12 03:49:34 · answer #7 · answered by ramy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 06:39:21 · answer #8 · answered by swailes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's has a very funny climax! Lol, loved it 9/10
2007-02-11 19:23:13 · answer #9 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one start em off easy and slowly build to the mind numbing disaster that is soon to be their life
2007-02-11 19:08:41 · answer #10 · answered by Katprsn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it! 8/10
2007-02-11 19:30:12 · answer #11 · answered by babygirl_of_texas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋