love most in this entiar world?
a bonus joke to all of u!
joke 1
One blonde was painting the ceiling as the other painted the room.
"Got a good grip on your brush?" asked the blonde.
"Sure," said the other blonde.
"Well, hold on tight. I`m taking away the ladder."
joke 2
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped on the cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put Sagittarius.
If she spoke her mind, she`d be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.
i always wounder why jokes on blondes???
any answers?
2007-02-11 17:55:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1 thing is mmy family(wife and daughter the most beautiful giels in my world)
joke 1 good
joke 2 very good
well, blondes rock and they r man thing!
2007-02-11 18:13:58 · answer #1 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden.
Soon, after making rounds around the rest of the jail, they get to the cafeteria. In one corner, he sees a group of elderly men laughing hysterically.
Interested, he watches them while the older warden gets his food. One of the men shouts out "63!" and the entire table bursts out laughing. The new warden is totally baffled by the behavior of them. "74!", again a chorus of guffaws ring out.
The old warden comes back to the table where the new warden sits staring, and the new warden asks "What are those elderly men doing."
The old warden smirks, and says, "Oh, those are the life timers. They've been in here so long, they just number their jokes."
Meanwhile another one calls out "2!". Nobody laughs.
The new warden leans over and asks, "What happened?" To this the old warden replied, "Some people just can't tell a joke."
2007-02-11 20:20:28 · answer #2 · answered by daniel a 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont know why but Blondes have been known to be a little dumber then everyone else, so thats why people make Blonde Jokes
2007-02-11 18:00:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i Love My Life more than anything in this world... as long as u have your Life u have a chance of getting whatever u want in the world..
nice jokes.. LMAO... hahaha.. thanx for sharing
p.s. i guess blonde's r the easiest to target.
2007-02-11 18:03:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lo0o0o0oL
2007-02-11 18:09:39 · answer #5 · answered by lovely girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it that you're not blond and you are jealous of them - because they always get the man you're after and heard this one ?
One person: "It's raining cats and dogs" !
Second person: "I know I just stepped in a poodle"!
Bom bom !
2007-02-11 18:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are good and very funny. I'm glad I'm not blonde, they do take some cr@p!
2007-02-11 19:21:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.
Is flutterby a blonde? coz she cant think of out to say apart from "Duh"
Blondes are dopey but only when they choose to be, i think they are being clever about it?
2007-02-11 18:15:07 · answer #8 · answered by Neill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yikes, i dont mean to be mean, but my frens blonde...and shes pretty much the LOST and really OUT of NOWEA person...so yea...i see where the jokes are cuming from!!
2007-02-11 18:05:37 · answer #9 · answered by im violet <3 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
those jokes were good !!! lololollolollololololo
2007-02-11 18:04:32 · answer #10 · answered by SARAH♫☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋