What is the world's dirtiest joke? I here people on TV refer to it and it always seems like everyone knows what they are talking about. It was also the subject of a movie apparently.
2007-02-11 17:24:56 · 13 answers · asked by Wanderer 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you're referring to The Aristocrats......there is no one way to tell it. The basic story is a ______ enters a talent agency and shows them ______________(enter filthy and vile acts here)__________. The agent says "Ok, I can book you, whats the name of the act? The punchline is...The Aristocrats.
2007-02-11 17:29:31 · answer #1 · answered by ZEROCOOL 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
They are talking probably about the "Aristocrats", I saw the video, kinda lame I thought. The dirtest joke is the "liver joke". I was trading jokes with 2 women co-workers one nite at a bar and I said I should tell the liver joke, but I'd never told it to women before. Of course they begged and pleaded, so reluctantly I told it, one laughed loudly and the other one was quite PO'd. I will not tell it again in front of a woman.
2007-02-11 18:05:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You'll have to rent the film 'The Aristocrats'.
It's the most scatalogigal, un-PC, filthy joke known to the world.
Many of the worlds top comedians are given a punchline, and they have to tell the joke whichever way they want to get to the punchline.
The only rule is, it has to be obscene and more shocking than the person who preceded you.
2007-02-11 17:32:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Dirty Joke: Bob fell in a puddle
Clean Joke: Bob had a bath witrh bubles
Dirty Joke: Bubles Is The Girl Next Door
2007-02-11 17:29:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
I think the one I keep hearing is one about an evangelist T *something* Haggard, who denounces homosexuality but does the full monty behind closed doors. I thought that was pretty funny =)
2007-02-11 17:29:31 · answer #5 · answered by xander 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Any jokes that deals with the Laundrymat is dirty.
2016-05-23 23:57:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know if your a red neck?
You go to the family reunon to find a date!
2007-02-11 20:26:15 · answer #7 · answered by daniel a 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Once upon a time, I had a good girl
Once upon a girl, I had a good time.
She offered her honor
I honored her offer so all night long it was 'on-her' and 'off-her' .
2007-02-11 18:02:10 · answer #8 · answered by steve s 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Sp this mn walks in to a pub sits down and someone spills a drink on him. Now he is all dirty!!!
2007-02-11 17:32:02 · answer #9 · answered by angellover6056 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Here is the link to it.
http://www.thearistocrats.com/
2007-02-11 18:29:10 · answer #10 · answered by jeeccentricx2 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋