It has taken much time, but i have finally built up strength enough to dominate the universe!
Now that i have risen to power i shall overthrow all the other deities and rule with a just hand.
No need to worry about any sort of hell, i shall reincarnate each and every one of you when you die.
This is only part of the bargain but you may all feel free to email me for the details/fine print.
So, what do you say? is it a deal?
lol
this question is a joke of course, so please dont go getting all upset on me
2007-02-11 17:04:40 · 16 answers · asked by kitty is ANGRY!™ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
reincarnation is optional of course, but when it comes down to it almost everyone chooses it.
2007-02-11 17:08:57 · update #1
I'm in. Only a God could be both invisible and pink.
2007-02-11 17:07:27 · answer #1 · answered by Omni D 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
So what is the point of your question? Are you genuinely seeking an answer or do you use these forums to pass the time and just be flippant?
"Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact." - George Elliot
2007-02-12 01:09:06 · answer #2 · answered by Ask Mr. Religion 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you cover yourself with rocky road ice cream (to make you visible) and sing "Hey Jude" in Swahili while chewing Juicy Fruit gum and jumping rope. You will have to be doing all of this while riding in a bobsled.
2007-02-12 01:17:55 · answer #3 · answered by ffutsxaj 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always believed in you, Invisible Pink Unicorn.
2007-02-12 01:08:42 · answer #4 · answered by . 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rise from the dead after being in a tomb for three days, then we'll talk.
2007-02-12 01:08:41 · answer #5 · answered by The Notorious Doctor Zoom Zoom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read Quran.
come towards islam
www.hadices.com
fidvi@hotmail.com
2007-02-12 01:07:59 · answer #6 · answered by Punter 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is your deal...and I say that with a displeased emotion!! Get a life!
2007-02-12 01:08:00 · answer #7 · answered by Daughter of a Coma Guy 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if its a joke-you have my whole hearted worship...All hail the mighty pink unicorn
2007-02-12 01:08:10 · answer #8 · answered by cassiepiehoney 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joke? I thought jokes were funny; not pathetic mockery.
2007-02-12 01:09:25 · answer #9 · answered by Rob D 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In your dreams
2007-02-12 01:07:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋