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Try and figure this one out:

One tooth I have, sometimes three
Two arms I sometimes have, and never any feet

With one tooth I'm often silver, sometimes other colors
With three teeth I can be black but also other shades and colors

Both kinds of me pierce something man made and precious. yet
you control me with no regret

What am I?

2007-02-11 16:55:23 · 17 answers · asked by FAswimmerST 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Wow... I've never heard of silver poop... O_o

2007-02-11 17:02:37 · update #1

No one's got it yet as of PrREeTy...

2007-02-11 17:50:32 · update #2

No one's got it yet as of Salmon325, but Pri... I LOVE YOUR NEW AVATAR!!! :)

2007-02-12 02:24:23 · update #3

mmm... no one yet as of two after salmon...235

2007-02-12 13:28:23 · update #4

17 answers

you're a paper hole puncher!

2007-02-12 14:28:07 · answer #1 · answered by 3dot3dash3dot 3 · 0 0

A Boring Machine or a Drilling Machine

2007-02-11 17:29:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm thinking a watch. Like digital doesn't have arms, but a regular one does. We kinda control it. But the rest doesn't make any sense!! Now this is going to drive me crazy for the rest of the week!!!

2007-02-11 17:16:55 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Peanut♥ 2 · 0 0

an easily controlled Double amputee immigrant in a wheelchair, wielding a hand held paper punch on his way to dentist with several tubes of body camouflage
.......a "one-eyed one-horned flying purple people-eater" [old pop song]on a 45rpm record player...
Cupid's Shaft? [Valentines day]
Record player.
AN OLD COMB --WOMANS hair comb whatcha call it to hold hair in place!

2007-02-12 02:55:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

a pen? this is a hard 1

2007-02-11 19:48:45 · answer #5 · answered by elmo 2 · 0 0

A mother of pearl zipper?Or a penis peircing?

2007-02-11 17:23:44 · answer #6 · answered by Frogmama2007 3 · 0 0

i don't know what you are - but i am 2 points closer to the next level

2007-02-11 18:01:17 · answer #7 · answered by Fire Lt. 4 · 0 1

A tongue piercing.

2007-02-11 17:22:34 · answer #8 · answered by dogpye5 3 · 0 0

a crankshaft

2007-02-11 20:34:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a corkscrew

2007-02-11 19:16:38 · answer #10 · answered by silentrob26 1 · 1 0

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