Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a
2007-02-11 16:17:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1 yes
2 very important (I know a guy that had both happen to him)
3 they think it does
4 because hotdogs come in packages of ten and buns come in eight
5 the government
6 no they give you a white dress that you have to wear for ever (better not get it dorty)
7 Have you ever tried making a round box?
8 the edible kind
9 the man on the moon taught us that one
10 people that say that wake up every two hours
11 does it matter, the deaf person cant hear what your saying anyway
12 yeah that is why I am typing this and not at work
2007-02-11 16:32:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
They have to have been profiled in 'People' magazine.
Money does grow on trees. Paris Hilton told me that.
Bread and cheese didn't send sandwich meats the memo.
The IRS.
No, you get to wear those leather chaps you've always liked. (Assuming that's not what you're buried in already.)
Because a square pizza wouldn't fit in a round box.
Hamitosis.
The original plan to put rockets on luggage was a dismal failure.
Probably the same reason they say they slept like a rock. Rock's don't sleep at all. Maybe it was opposite day when they came up with those sayings?
Yes.
Yes. And if you do Coke at a Pepsi plant, they will arrest you.
2007-02-11 16:37:42 · answer #2 · answered by Omni D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first one is a yes and thats all I know
2007-02-11 17:01:38 · answer #3 · answered by Kelly Taylor 49 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lâ¥l these are so funny or is abc's and twinkle twinke little star r sung in the same tune.........................................
most people will try to sing it now
2007-02-11 16:21:03 · answer #4 · answered by ♥♥♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too many questions . . my head hurts . . . . .
2007-02-11 16:36:59 · answer #5 · answered by Lost Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, let me think
2007-02-11 16:24:59 · answer #6 · answered by colorfulbooks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋