2007-02-11 15:12:42 · 18 answers · asked by Lost. at. Sea. 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why? Do you want to sue God for allowing your worst enemy in?
2007-02-11 15:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It seems an engineer died and showed up at the pearly gates. St. Pete said, "You're in the wrong place", snapped his fingers and the engineer found himself residing with Satsn. He didn't like his surroundings so set about improving them. A while later God called to ask Satan how how it was going. Satan replied, "Quite nicely now. That engineer you sent us has Central Air up and running and tomorrow we're going to open the new escalator". No telling what this place will be like before he's done. The Lord said, "You have an engineer? There's been a mistake made. Return him immediately or I'll sue." Satan replied, "Sue? Where are you going to get a lawyer?"
2007-02-11 23:29:27 · answer #2 · answered by mustanger 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably not. Besides, Jesus is the Judge so there
won't be any need for any lawyer in Heaven.
2007-02-11 23:19:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes!!! I know of some lawyers who really love the Lord and just love being in the mission field and have amazing wisdom. They fight for the poor widows, hungry, sick, innocent prisoners and the naked. This lawyers will have an answer when Jesus asks them if they fed the hungry, clothed the naked, went to see the sick in hospital and went to see those in jail. Will you have an answer? Actually, Jesus talks about all these in the bible.
2007-02-11 23:31:03 · answer #4 · answered by Nile Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone complains about lawyers, until they are in a car crash and need one. Without lawyers you'd have no protection or ability to enforce your legal rights. They are required to attend several years of difficult schooling, and few are bright enough to complete it, or even qualify for the training. Instead of kvetching about attorneys, maybe you should enter a field that has more specialized training, and hence gets compnesated better.
2007-02-11 23:17:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I heard a joke many years ago -
" There's no Lawyers in Heaven. "
2007-02-11 23:20:38 · answer #6 · answered by Living In Korea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, and I can prove to you why.
Almost all lawyers are the scum of the earth, aka DIRT
Therefore, when they die, they turn into dirt.
Not only that, but if heaven does indeed exist, theres no place for lawyers in heaven because its a happy place, where you probably don't get divorced, injured, or in car accidents.
2007-02-11 23:16:25 · answer #7 · answered by Jonny G 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I believe their are lawyer's in heaven but the do not practice law in heaven there is no need for it.
2007-02-11 23:20:41 · answer #8 · answered by Michelle S 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Few, if any, lawyers will get into heaven. If they do I'll ask to go to hell, at least I'll be in more HONEST company!
2007-02-11 23:28:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lawyer in heaven is god and angels
2007-02-11 23:17:53 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO WAY!!!!! The job description alone shows that they don't stand a chance! Actualy - if you read the Bible (all of it - not just the bits your pastor tells you to read) you will see that bankers have no hope either!
2007-02-11 23:20:06 · answer #11 · answered by Tirant 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋