1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going through hell.
3. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a! ! car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.
4. "What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for30 days." "But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day."
5. A man is only half alive before he gets married. After that he is finished.
2007-02-11 15:03:37 · 12 answers · asked by alex'd'great 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my..my,my..
gurls cool down,its just a joke lol
2007-02-11 15:28:09 · update #1
Ha, No offense taken...kinda funny..some of them were old..but eh..
2007-02-11 15:30:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny! I'm not offended! I can take it AND dish it! ;)
But I've got MUCH better thing for ya! Go here! Your jaw will just about hit the floor!
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2007-02-11 15:08:30 · answer #2 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i,m amarried lady and i didnt take offense. i thought those were pretty cute.you have a good day.
2007-02-11 15:08:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now we understand why you're single
2007-02-11 15:12:09 · answer #4 · answered by Lost Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now how can that be no offense? That is rude!
2007-02-11 15:07:29 · answer #5 · answered by Rascal_Flatts_Fanatic! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol {and i am a girl and i don't care those are hilarious}
2007-02-15 14:58:17 · answer #6 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not offended, they are funny!!
2007-02-11 15:37:31 · answer #7 · answered by Kristol 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not all!
don't generalize things cuz not everyone does!
2007-02-11 15:17:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh-oh..
alex u are not great after all..
2007-02-11 15:09:32 · answer #9 · answered by akoaypilipino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-15 12:34:58 · answer #10 · answered by babydoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋