does ne one know any good your momma jokes... i need some for a face off tomorrow in history...i have the miost awesome teacher evr!!ÜÜÜÜÜ
2007-02-11 14:15:31 · 10 answers · asked by wakebaorder_4_life♥ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo momma is so stupid she passed by ymca and said "oh look they spelled Macy's wrong"!
yo momma is so dumb she asked"what letter comes after x?" I said "y" and she said" because I said so"
2007-02-13 05:17:17 · answer #1 · answered by zuniga8921@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo' Momma is so low she plays handball against the curb.
Yo' Momma is rotten to the core, but she is great to the Infantry.
2007-02-11 22:23:41 · answer #2 · answered by charley128 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mamma has yo mamma jokes. JK! Yo mama so poor when the robbers came to rob her, they LEFT money!
2007-02-11 22:29:45 · answer #3 · answered by Rascal_Flatts_Fanatic! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE DOCTOR THEY ASKED HER TO WRITE DOWN HER WEIGHT AND THEY SAID WE ASKED FOR UR WEIGHT NOT UR PHONE NUMBER.
WELL THATS HOW I SHUT A GUY UP OR U COULD ALSO GO TO http://mommajokes.com
2007-02-11 22:32:20 · answer #4 · answered by Victor # 74 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
this is one of my favourites that has always stuck with me! yo mamma so easy, she is like vcr even a 3 y.o can turn her on!
but if you want anymore then i must suggest the site listed below i stumbled across it while looking for lil johny jokes!:
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
2007-02-11 22:23:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mammas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and expected a gumball!! yo mammas so fat she took a monster truck and turned it into a lowrider!!!^_^
2007-02-11 23:21:29 · answer #6 · answered by taz jr. 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma like a brick. Flat, dirty, and always getting laid by Mexicans!
2007-02-12 00:06:56 · answer #7 · answered by Bobby S 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
None that you'd tell in a mixed classroom.
2007-02-11 22:23:21 · answer #8 · answered by mustanger 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat i slapped her face and her stomach jiggle
2007-02-11 22:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by Live&Learn 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have one I made up.........Yo Mama so fat she stepped outside and sank to the core of the earth. Has to do with geography too. ^_^
2007-02-11 22:35:45 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋