What are some random topics that I could put a smile on a girl's face with? When I asked this before, people said stuff like compliment her. I know all that. I mean really random. Like something so stupid that she'll have no choice but to laugh and continue the conversation (like the terrible plight of the one-legged duck....he can only swim in a circle).
Please don't say talk about her interests or anything like that, that's not my question! And try to stay away from jokes.
2007-02-11 13:44:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
If she had a tail...what kind would it be and why?
fish tail
rabbit tail
raptor...... etc. the list goes on and on.
Answers could get interesting. You might even find out things you never knew before.
Have with with your questions.
Never mind 'poop p' he just doesn't have a girlfriend and isn't in tune that sometimes retarded and silly questions are a fun way to go. Why be serious all the time??
2007-02-11 13:49:00 · answer #1 · answered by tutter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Garden Gnomes
2007-02-11 21:47:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you go out with her around april fool's day, you could tell her to make sure she doesn't use the land line phones all day since the phone company will be cleaning the phone lines.
i would say look up some urban legends and entertain her with those. i have the sense of humor (and gulliabilty) to fall for some of those things. it would defintely put a smile on my face.
2007-02-11 22:06:35 · answer #3 · answered by aelizabethb24 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2007-02-11 21:50:18 · answer #4 · answered by cutie.sweetie.ellie. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Let her know it is National Toilet Paper Appreciation Day and you plan to celebrate. Or whatever the day may be. There's probably one for every day of the year. Just make something up.
2007-02-11 21:49:40 · answer #5 · answered by linka 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
if 2 and a half chickens could lay 2 and a half eggs in 2 and a half days, how long would it take to get a hamster to **** rice crispies?
2007-02-11 21:54:45 · answer #6 · answered by Food For Thought 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her that you dont understand why guys make it seem so hard to talk to girls...
ask her if she has ever seen a 3 legged dog and wondered how they can still run so fast...
Ask her if she thinks carrots really make your eyesight better...
hey... any of these would get my attention.
2007-02-11 21:51:24 · answer #7 · answered by runningballerina 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a personality!If so you should be able to find something to make her laugh w/out our opinion.If she truly likes you it shouldn't have to be someting specific to get her to date you.
2007-02-11 21:58:18 · answer #8 · answered by TH 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell her how your best friend reminds you of a dead seagull
2007-02-11 21:47:13 · answer #9 · answered by Amy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask her if she thinks you're a stud muffin and that you sincerely hope she doesn't contract dwarfism.
2007-02-11 21:50:00 · answer #10 · answered by Google™ me 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋