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I once sent a letter to Jesus without getting the exact address, and it wound up in the bin with all the letters to Santa Claus. So be careful, you don't want to waste your money!

2007-02-11 13:48:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I'm not sure of the address, but to hear our President talk, Jesus has been having sleepovers in the White House for about six years now.

2007-02-11 21:43:52 · answer #2 · answered by Bastet's kitten 6 · 3 0

Baby Jesus c/o SANTA
North Pole,
Canada.
HOH OHO
I'd recommend a singing card, Santa & Baby Jesus like those, and they're cheaper.

2007-02-11 21:49:44 · answer #3 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 2 0

1 Heavens Gate

2007-02-11 21:42:53 · answer #4 · answered by ma 7 · 0 0

Write to:

God
C/O Jesus H. Christ
Heaven

Don't put a return address on the envelope, or else you'll get it back.

2007-02-11 21:42:10 · answer #5 · answered by Contemplative Monkey 3 · 2 0

Jesus doesn't celebrate Valentine's Day.

2007-02-11 21:42:35 · answer #6 · answered by Namtrac 5 · 0 1

Send it care of the Republican National Committee. They have a direct line to the Almighty.

2007-02-11 21:47:23 · answer #7 · answered by link955 7 · 1 0

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

E-Mail
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Vice President Richard Cheney: vice_president@whitehouse.gov

2007-02-11 21:48:03 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

He should have the same address as you. If you can't find him, ask someone to help you look. I'm sure you will find him if you look.

2007-02-11 21:47:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'm sure he'll turn up in a muffin or a water stain or a grilled cheese sandwich somewhere before too long.

2007-02-11 21:42:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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