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In the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, we ALWAYS celebrate Darwin Day. =)

Seriously, happy 198th birthday, Charles Darwin!

I plan to celebrate on my campus with cake and balloons. I look forward to getting heckled by the Christian Alliance chapter on my campus. I have pamphlets with which to describe evolution all printed up and ready to distribute to anyone who isn't yet able to bask in the scientific genius of Darwinian evolution.

2007-02-11 13:42:17 · answer #1 · answered by Chris R 2 · 1 0

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2016-11-27 02:29:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tomorrow is Darwin Day? Wow, I didn't know he had an official day. That's cool. How do we celebrate it?

2007-02-11 13:46:54 · answer #3 · answered by Sage Bluestorm 6 · 1 0

LOL, Darwins day hahahahhahaahhahahahahaha

thanx for the laugh.

2007-02-11 13:40:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

0 it is a Christian congregation we dont honor deranged mental patients any way thanks for the laugh nor do we honor the seriously deluded nor frauds ect what other jokes do you have for us Gorbalizer

2007-02-11 13:46:26 · answer #5 · answered by gorbalizer 5 · 0 1

He, he...he is the high priest of the religion of evolution...so he will probably be worshipped in the evolution services....ha, ha,lol.

2007-02-11 13:40:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

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