I really need some.
2007-02-11 12:49:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo Momma so nasty they made the contestants on Fear Factor eat her
2007-02-11 13:07:26 · answer #1 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
# Yo momma is so hairy, that producers shot the movie "Gorillas In the mist" while she was taking a shower.
#Yo momma is so fat, that when she was at the doctors office for a checkup, she had to be weighed and when the doctor looked at the scale, he asked her if that was her phone number.
#Yo momma is so ugly that an onion cried. Yo momma is so ugly that when she entered the ugly contest, the judges did not let her. They said no professionals.
#Yo momma is so old that her social security number is one.
# Yo momma is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
2007-02-11 21:17:38 · answer #2 · answered by palestinian princess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat that when she sat down in class she sat by everyone
Yo momma so fat that when she walked in the front door she came out the back
Yo momma so fat that when she saw the school bus she said hey stop that twinkie!
2007-02-11 21:11:31 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty,,kaye<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
2007-02-11 21:04:21 · answer #4 · answered by *$IcEe$* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat, she got her own zip code.
Yo mama so fat, she got gravitational pull.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the midwife slapped her father.
Yo mama so ugly, it looks like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
2007-02-11 21:51:26 · answer #5 · answered by Zac 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure I got one......
Your momma!
That is a real big joke..
2007-02-11 21:02:22 · answer #6 · answered by silent_shadows23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so ugly ted danson wouldn't date her
2007-02-11 21:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
Yo mamma's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mamma's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo mamma's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
Yo mamma's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas.
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Yo mamma's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
Yo mamma's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.
Yo mamma's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts
2007-02-11 21:04:19 · answer #8 · answered by **Taira** 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋